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T-SHIRT -YOU MIGHT BE A DIRTY PERV IF...
Regular price
$17.50
This T-shirt offers a comfortable loose fit. 5.3 ounce, 100% cotton.
THIS IS THE SPECIAL EDITION CUSTOM SHIRT WITH THE FRONT SAYING "YOU MIGHT BE A DIRTY PERV IF...."
BACK:
TEN REASONS WHY:
10) "Return of the Mack" makes you happy
9) You order food naked
8) You lie about your vacation location
7) Lube, condoms, and wipes in all bags
6) You have a midget fetish
5) You use coconut oil different than friends
4) BJs on a bus seem normal
3) You have a thing for sharks
2) Motherfucker is a term of endearment
1) Sunday School is the highlight of your day
